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Phenomenology of Rattus

rattus is defined, with a neologism dialect very well chosen, that pervasive figure that recurs in the existence of attractive females slightly with the punctuality of regrowth pilifera on the shin. It has some physical features and behaviors that affect because of their trivial, healthy individual with systematic precision of this obscure disease, to beat the pieces to females without any kind of encouragement.

The species under consideration are appalesa especially at work, or because a guy like any other social forum, not as compelled to attend, do not miss shit smear, both because, being ugly and cowardly by nature, the 'animal in question takes advantage of the contact work to advance its absolutely unfair claims.

The obvious disproportion between their expectations and yours, is highlighted in the following common characteristics of the species in question:

• gap between your age and years of between 20 and 30;
• obvious disproportion between your range in color from pale pink fish and a healthy sun and very little spectral study, and his flesh-colored poo brilliant in every season ;
• absolute olfactory perception of inequality between your Infasil faint smell of deodorant in the morning and its light, lingering like a sewer clogged, the aroma of aftershave fragrance + oil + hair greasy so reminiscent of Patrick the supermarket years ago. But maybe I'm impressed, eh ...;
• biological diversity in the placement and use of the organ of vision, that while you use the unique habit of looking the other person speak in my eyes, it is suffering from ocular pathology of the visual spectrum concetrazione solely on your tits while you're obviously preaches to operational meetings and budget changes;
• slightly accentuated differences between his scompisciante, signorilissimo sense of humor tended to highlight every aspect of its claim to masculinity with timid hints, reitirati and not "Petit", a bawdy situations, such as stressed by striking findings highlight that does not show, that does not work internet or phone busy. And yours, in the meantime you've stopped laughing with Zelig even before the first episode.
• meter done interpretation of facts and behaviors from the stellar distance, so a 'no', without further explanation, the repeated request of an aperitif, it is automatically converted from a slobbering eloquent "I find you very attractive but I'm afraid of my feelings, and above all a charming guy like you, I definitely would betray one of the many strophic that the smear behind, so if you ask me I throw myself at your feet. " The same standards of interpretation of the facts is applied in the unfortunate situation where, at the bar, I found myself behind it has already paid for your coffee, which is why you believe you did there, and it is clear that your are given by . Obviously, when you begin to treat it very slippery for the stinking filthy disgusting pig who is not because you have crushed his balls to stracciatella (without considering that you are forced by mere professional reasons to speak with him), but because, without a doubt, TU purposes.